I just moved to AZ and I’ve been hearing about this phone company Cricket that offers all kinds of things for cheap and its not a contract…too good to be true. Now I wanna know if the service is good or if it sucks when u’re in the mall or certain places. Can someone advice me?

No, I’m not insane. I have a pet cricket named Keith. There’s a piece of astroturf on the bottom of his cage, which isn’t glued down. Somehow, he crawled underneath, and appeared to be eating it. What the heck is wrong with him?