Ok, so I’ve been to MANY places from New York to Los Angeles, and I haven’t seen a single person play either soccer or cricket. I don’t know who plays them. So something occurred to me: should the president of the USA ban soccer and cricket all over the world? It makes sense. It has zero popularity. Football, baseball, and basketball are probably famous world-wide. Everyone plays them.

I want a plain wooden cricket bat like the one in Shaun of the Dead for my Halloween costume. Where do I find one? All the sports stores have fancy ones w/ a ton of graphics on them. Everything on eBay is like that too. I don’t know where else to try?